Included

When the word FREE is inserted by mistake in commercials and by salemen. The price of a product is elevated to cover the cost of "FREE" add-ons.

Incorrect: But wait!! When you order this product now, you get this other product absolutely FREE !!!

Correct: But wait!! When you order this product now, you get this other product absolutely INCLUDED !!!

by Sugadaddy1086 April 17, 2010

Included

I do enjoy being included though... But I detest the manner in which it's happening... I'm glad I was able to insanely ramble my way into your hearts.... And I'm glad Todd decided to up the stakes... This was a good plan...

Hym "And I'm glad you all decided to engage in my little ultra-specific ethical dilemma with life-threatening implications... And Goddamnit Sam, it's more than just the 2! Alright!? Not all of them are the 2 you're talking about and most of them are dope. Ok? You know what underlying meta-narrative HASN'T gotten put to screen? Minimum wage employee guy believes he is being watched and made reference to by people he's never met who shouldn't know the things to which they are referring. Plot twist, he's right! It's a psychological thriller about a man imprisoned in his own mind. THAT is the one interpretation of events that no one ever seems to want to acknowledge. I wonder why that is? What could it possibly be? Ah shit, I forgot to use the word 'included.' There. I've included the word 'included.' Ok... We're done here... Good... Yeah... Alright........................ Okie dokie....."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

sanity not included

one of the funniest gaming web series created in 2010. starring machinima legends guitarmasterx7 and dexterboy124, these two not-so-average gamers (and their roommate Nina) attempt to make every large game release into a joke.

Hey man, did you watch that Sanity not included episode?

yeah, i pissed myself laughing.

by Traitorblade March 29, 2011

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.

Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003

by lolcakes August 3, 2009

Canadian Dates Included

What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary

NEW SUMMER TOUR! 60 SHOWS! CANADIAN DATES INCLUDED!!!
Canadians not living in Vancouver: meh

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

Dis-included

dis-included ˌdɪsɪnˈkloo'did
–Verb, action-verb

Origin:

2009 East Super Regional

Synonyms:
not included, excluded, not liked, punked, Johnny'ed

To not be included by your friends colleagues and family in activities that you expect to be included in.

To have been included then excluded from expectied activities

Ex.....Johnny has been "dis-included" from the Super Regional sales team......

Ex....Since he has five girls in his house, Terry has been "dis-included" from the man-club

by DuallyG January 8, 2010

frappe included

A adjective that means extremly fancy yet also faggy.

dude 1: I went to Starbucks for the first time and it was so frappe included.

dude 2: Yea but not as frappe included as Richie Rich.

by Omg Pez May 25, 2010