chumino

In Spanish slang, cunt

El chumino te huele a toronja

Your cunt smells of pomelo

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

chumino

the best fuckin pussy in tha world... dude if you havent tasted this shyt then you gonna die.

Dude, i jus had sum fine ass chumino... i can die now a happy man.

by Goebel March 18, 2004

Chumsnoozer

A guy who wastes a girl's time by having sex and hanging out, giving all signs of wanting a relationship, but refused to ask the girl to be his girlfriend.

Susan are you blind? Can't you see that Jon is such a chumsnoozer?

by Spearmint06 July 6, 2009

Cuminology

The study of the art of increasing the effect of orgasmic enjoyment and or delay.

After a year of studying and practicing cuminology, I was able to bang my girlfriend for 6 straight hours without busting a nut.

by Onthefence December 9, 2008

Chumin'

when your behavior towards your significant other resembles the way you would interact with acquaintances and co-workers.

Guy 1: My girlfriend was chumin' me all night.
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: when her friends came around she wouldn't even hold my hand and she patted me on the back when we hugged like she's my aunt or something.

by Durt McGavin January 15, 2008

chumin

when a female is chumin she is currently on her menstrual cycle that consists of dark red blood and chunks like chum (like fisherman use to attract large fish or sharks by dumping buckets of fish blood and guts into the water).

feeeeeeewwwww!!! she must be chumin!!

by sam (batman) May 23, 2006

chuming

Chuming occurs when you get drunk off of Bloody Mary's and vomit it up. The vomit looks very similar chum or ground up fish used in baiting sharks.

After my 8th Bloody Mary I did some chuming all over the back seat of my car.

Beer bonging that six pack of Bud Light/ Clamato resulted in me chuming all over the bathroom.

by biggarton October 30, 2009