puffet

a low seat or foot stool for a retard

"that's clearly not a tuffet...that, my friend, is a PUFFET"

by raegal October 4, 2011

Pufferfish spot

The male G-spot, but with cancerous tumors in its vicinity due to colon cancer.

"Dude, did you hear that Fred was diagnosed with colon cancer?"
"Yeah, a shame. I hope it's not terminal."
"Heh, only thing I'm worried about is how good that Pufferfish spot feels."
"You sick fuck."

by EvoDump September 23, 2021

sweaty pufferfish

When you cum in a random girls pissflaps

I just did a sweaty pufferfish

by ZeRo_Cyberclone April 26, 2016

Cannonball pufferfish

when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed

Last month i had an chronic cannonball pufferfish.

by xX 44100 Xx December 23, 2021

Puffed Kiss

When your having anal sex and you fart.

Boy- what was that?
Girl- just a little puffed kiss

by Its.brya06 June 1, 2019

Puffed

When you're extremely full and Tipsy/stoned at the same time

Yo, Im fawkin puffed mate. Just had 10 lbs of pork belly and 4 bottles of soju.

by ehehheheh August 21, 2020

puffed me off

Getting a Blow Job. Also known as being puffed or sucked off

I met a native girl on a bc ferry once and she puffed me off below deck

by Urban.IT December 13, 2021