A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
by Captain snort May 6, 2018
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Digital protest IS:
- When one or wto posts on a board specifically for the protest event are made and they are used to make their points clear
- When a letter wrting campaign that doesn't involve spamming is imposed using e-mail addressses on the website of the target(s)
Digital protest IS NOT:
- Flooding a message board/forum with posts of dissecent or flooding an e-mail address with dissenting letters.
Digital protest IS:
- When one or wto posts on a board specifically for the protest event are made and they are used to make their points clear
- When a letter wrting campaign that doesn't involve spamming is imposed using e-mail addressses on the website of the target(s)
Digital protest IS NOT:
- Flooding a message board/forum with posts of dissecent or flooding an e-mail address with dissenting letters.
"The digital protest was aimed at curbing what the protesters call a "Misleading anti-piracy campaign" which mis-uses words and siatorts facts.
by Freddy November 21, 2004
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An event which is so painfully awkward that everyone who witnesses it feels the compulsive need to wash their eyes and seek counselling.
"So your girlfriend met your parents last night, how did it go?"
"Awful. My dad spent all dinner looking at her chest, it was a total Mime Protest"
"Awful. My dad spent all dinner looking at her chest, it was a total Mime Protest"
by IAMIMPROVHEARMEROAR September 1, 2012
Get the Mime Protest mug.A form of protest where a bunch of siblings protest against a rule their parents enforced onto them in their household
Charlie and six of his other siblings formed a household protest against having a swear jar in the house
by Dubiks March 1, 2019
Get the household protest mug.This phrase provides another example of lamentable example of our loss of high English style. Certainly, 'protestant' sounds more pleasing than 'protestor,' and recalls the protest roots of several major religious denominations. And, if taken literally, 'antiwar protestor' confusingly appears to refer to a person who protests against an antiwar agenda.
by Old Uncle Sammy July 3, 2003
Get the antiwar protestor mug.a form of christianity. split from roman catholic church after people realized that the pope was NOT NEEDED and not even mentioned in the Bible, and that they didnt need to be paganistic by worshiping statues and holy places and rituals and junt.
martin luther accidently got a revolution going on and some german princes,sweden,england,and even catholic france proceeded to kick the shit out of the catholic armies.
(SPANISH ARMADA PWNED BY STORM)
protestants choose to bielieve (or should) that we all have the right to talk to God one on one and not have to tell some old guy our sins.
unlike catholics and other paganistic religions, rosary beads,worship to statues and holy places are not needed to glorify God.
most catholics dont realize that most of thier religion's "tradition" is from their pre christian ancestor's pagan tendencys.
Glorify God the way you feel is best.
martin luther accidently got a revolution going on and some german princes,sweden,england,and even catholic france proceeded to kick the shit out of the catholic armies.
(SPANISH ARMADA PWNED BY STORM)
protestants choose to bielieve (or should) that we all have the right to talk to God one on one and not have to tell some old guy our sins.
unlike catholics and other paganistic religions, rosary beads,worship to statues and holy places are not needed to glorify God.
most catholics dont realize that most of thier religion's "tradition" is from their pre christian ancestor's pagan tendencys.
Glorify God the way you feel is best.
Pope: Peasants must pay for the great cathedral in rome, for the saints wish it to be.
Enlightened Person: Ah,Pope, you are a wise man and strong in your faith of Christ, but your the leader of a large and twisted cult, and i shall now proceed to kick your ass.
protestants defeated rome in the reformation.
that might just mean...maybe...God was on thier side?
Derp?
Enlightened Person: Ah,Pope, you are a wise man and strong in your faith of Christ, but your the leader of a large and twisted cult, and i shall now proceed to kick your ass.
protestants defeated rome in the reformation.
that might just mean...maybe...God was on thier side?
Derp?
by rufus walabee August 29, 2006
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protestant means to protest the truth of holy scripture, and to reject all doctrines not based on the teachings of the bible (gods word revealed to man).
puritans were people who wanted to ''purify'' the church of 'popish' doctrines. henry V111 although he had a dispute with the pope was never a protestant. luther was a reformer of the papacy but he never denied the mass and ergo was never 100% protestant.
protestant means to protest the truth of holy scripture, and to reject all doctrines not based on the teachings of the bible (gods word revealed to man).
puritans were people who wanted to ''purify'' the church of 'popish' doctrines. henry V111 although he had a dispute with the pope was never a protestant. luther was a reformer of the papacy but he never denied the mass and ergo was never 100% protestant.
protestants reject doctrines such as the papacy, the priesthood, the 'petrine' (rock) theory, mary worship, wafer worship (the mass/transubstantiation), genuflection, crucifixes, candles, scapulars, holy water, indulgences, purgatory, etc. etc. because they are inventions of man and are not based on the bible.
by soundprod August 29, 2006
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