Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.

Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.

by Dutypizza March 21, 2020

portalastic

Portalastic comes from the greek word partelstic meaning large/huge/massive

It basically means very large or big

Elephants are very portalastic creatures

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020

portalastic

Big and chunky like yo mama jk lol

Elephants are portalastic.

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020

protan

A person with red-green colorblindness. The terms is short for protanopia (when the L-cone, which is used to differentiate red and green, is missing) or protanomaly (when the L-cone is present but impaired).

Fred is a protan, and has a hard time telling apart some colors.

by SubparLario September 24, 2020

portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

by anpotato October 16, 2020

Protagonizes

To protagonize
It's a word now

okay so im the main character i guess *protagonizes*
The antagonist: fuck

by alraighty December 10, 2020

Protagonist

A gang banger with a can of spray paint.

A soon as he discovered the can of spray paint he became a most excellent protagonist.

by busterhips February 13, 2021