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procrasturbate

the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition
Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.
by KtownBrian November 8, 2021
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Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.
I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.
by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023
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procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate
I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.
by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023
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Procrasturbate

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.
by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023
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Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.
“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”
by Palavinator February 3, 2026
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Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.
"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."
by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009
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Procrasturbation

The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.
I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.
by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009
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