President George W. Bush

The first man to become president without winning an election.

The govenor of Florida is his brother, the CEO of a ballot counting operation that counts almost 80% of the ballots was his campaign organizer, 91,000 eligible black democrat-favoring voters from Florida were not allowed to vote.

by the smart one March 10, 2005

lame duck president

Used to describe a President during the period of time between losing an election (or being term limited) and the actual swearing in of the new President.

George W. Bush will be a lame duck President after the 2008 election.

by EricD July 7, 2005

President Obama

The 44th president of the United States

The entire nation watched on January 20th, 2009, as Barack Hussein Obama became President Obama.

by pshhhhsar January 20, 2009

Crime President

The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.

He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.

Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.

Blackass grins when he tells this lie.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by Cman February 28, 2006

I like Joe Biden. He is a good president.

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.

Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)

by smoke muffin July 12, 2021

powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.

Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.

by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011