pretencious cock sucker

Pretenciuos

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

Pretendian

A motorcycle styled to look like the classic Indian motorcycles, but made from Harley-Davidson clone parts, or by another motorcycle company (i.e. Kawasaki).

That Pretendian may look like an old Indian, but it's really a Harley clone beneath the sheet metal.

by Baygul February 23, 2011

Pretender

A cross dresser

I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender

by Infamous stryfe September 22, 2009

Pretend Whore

A girl that is extremely unattractive and repulsive who no guys seem to like or want to "get with", and makes up stories that involve herself and others doing sexual things to make it seem like she's wanted when obvioulsy she isn't; not a real whore.

Dude, did you hear about that Pretend Whore that goes to Cambria Heights, the one with the lamb for a best friend?

by a real whore January 7, 2011

Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.

"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

by rzerobzero April 28, 2012

Presentartion

A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.

Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc

Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.

by JM Law April 29, 2008