Porn

People doing the reproductive act, or masturbating for other peoples pleasure.

Regular Humans:Porn Is disgusting!
Honest Humans:I watch porn.

by ɦʀʀʀʀʀʀʀ May 14, 2018

porn

sexually explicit videos, photographs, writings, or the like, whose purpose is to elicit sexual arousal.

Mike: look at this porn I found on www.pornhub.com!
John: Im not gonna look at porn?!? Who do u think I am!?
Mike: Its not that bad, its just porn.

by FireyJS February 17, 2020

Porn

What the hell are you doing here? You know what it is, and you know you do, go read the Bible.

Girlfriend: (naked) Hey babe, i'm here. (Sits on boyfriend)

Boyfriend: Bitch, no porn today

by Hellno.bitch April 10, 2020

Porn

Fuck off mate you underaged cunt wanting to see something mate nothing here and definitely don’t go to pornhub.com or gonzo.com

Her: porn really
Him: ‘porn hub theme plays’

by yo mommas baby February 9, 2021

Porn

The only one thing which brings humans as a whole.
Priests may disagree.
Well fuck them, I'm not Christian.

"Porn is love.Porn is life." -Winston Churchill

by Pornogography June 12, 2017

Porn

You're probably at school right now, all the good sites are blocked... So you come here. Its alright mate, nothing to be afraid of, we've all been there. First of all, check behind you to make sure no ones looking. Get your dick out. And here ya go mate. (Sorry, its the best GIF I could find here mate).

Porn is something you are desperate for...

by JuicyFruitSnacksIsSenpai May 22, 2020

porn

The main rule of porn is:

It's not proper porn unless it's in the eye

bloke 1: It's not proper porn
bloke 1's mates in chorus: Unless it's in the eye

by snotter February 11, 2005