porn

A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.

I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.

by slashownsit October 5, 2008

Porning

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

by Fordman59 June 30, 2009

porn

any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.

Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.

by fibonacci's boner January 29, 2010

porn

God's gift to the world.

Mike's got SO much porn on his iPhone!!

by Cummy worm August 17, 2010

porn

gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.

porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.

by sema February 14, 2005

porning

Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties

I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!

by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007

porned

the past tense form of the verb porn which is 1)the act of looking at porn. 2) a word to describe the act of looking up, searching for porn on the internet

see also the gerund form porning

1) I got some porn and porned all weekend.
2) I would be more alert today if I hadn't porned all night on my computer.

by Ryan Sumner July 16, 2008