peter puffin' pooper pounder 

A man who not only administers fellatio to another man, but also pushes his poop by means of anal buggery.

Uncreative chav: "Yer a fookin' homo!"

Down muthafucka: "Can it, ya peter puffin' pooper pounder!"

peter puffin' pooper pounder by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

phantom pooper 

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!

phantom pooper by amos anon March 30, 2009

Party Pooper Steve 

Normally a pretty cool guy, usually very good looking - and then he goes on vacation and although he had a great time he decides to put a price tag on fun and memories.

Alison, "I had a blast in Vegas, did you Lindsey?"
Lindsey, "Yes I had a good time, until Party Pooper Steve flipped his shit because we spent some hard earned money!"

Party Pooper Steve by JaneOtown April 17, 2009

puffin the pooper 

when a dude licks another dudes anus hole.....repetivley

Harry been acting wierd lately, what do you think is wrong?
Oh he's probably just been puffin the pooper.

puffin the pooper by Adam May 20, 2006

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper 

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper by Stunts5 March 11, 2008

I'd stick it in the pooper 

What you say when you see a bangin girl and you nudge your buddy basically to tell him that you'd bang the shit out of her. But not always in the pooper, it's just an expression.

I love going to high school games, so many young girls, see that one, yea I'd stick it in the pooper.

I'd stick it in the pooper by coby February 23, 2003

ghost pooper 

The one who mysteriously lays a douce in an office that is not his and is never identified.

I dont know who the ghost pooper is on the 16th floor bathroom, but they need to stay on their floor cause they stink. We will identify them at some point by shoe shoppin.

ghost pooper by jcam1980 January 15, 2014