pissy pooch

A dog that will urinate at any given sign of hightened emotion

Her pissy pooch peed on himself as soon as I walked through the door!

by MzEarthBizkit July 14, 2022

Pooch

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Blake just pooched charlie

by Dr Ernest Mudbone October 15, 2015

powder in the pooch

when it’s getting too hot so you put powder in your panties so your vag doesn’t sweat - invented by erika from bgc9

julie: today might be a powder in the pooch day
erika: well let me get my powder ready

erika: you know, a powder in the pooch is when it’s like, too hot, so you gotta put the powder in ur panty, so the vag don’t sweat like it’s a powder in the pooch day so i’m damn excited

by sorenxiv February 13, 2024

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012