poocrastination

noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed

See procrastination

Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.

Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.

by Dark Donut October 13, 2011

Poohaga

a discreet word for saying poo.

He just went for a poohaga!, He smells like poohaga!! , I am going for a poohaga.

by Nadia The Master! August 17, 2012

Poochy Boob Syndrome

When you have a bra on that's to small, so your boob pooches out over the bra making one look like a volumptous pirate woman.

Would you look at her boobs, she definitely has some Poochy Boob Syndrome.

by lookatthatsnout June 10, 2015

Poocrastinate

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit

*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate

by PrincessBLARITY November 20, 2015

Poocation

When one strives to get away from the mundane, overcrowded bathroom of his everyday building at work or school; he will wonder to different floors, or different buildings, in order to find a better bathroom eventually. Here it'll be more private, peaceful, and have a change of scenery- both architecturally and sexually (different dime pieces walking 'round)

Office drone 1: Hey man where's Mike? We gotta meeting soon.
Office drone 2: I think he's on poocation, the bathroom here stinks and the bitches are ugly.

by diginick September 9, 2016

Poocano

A cumulative mountain of fecal matter
Alternatively

A mountian of poop, each individual turd creating its own crater.

Don't go in that porta-shitter, I just left a massive poocano

by Lyfe lessons with Ann May 23, 2016

Pooch hound

A mixed breed of two hounds or more

I love walking my pooch hound

by frolo January 8, 2017