pontiac grand prix

While the newer models have become more respectable and attractive, the models from the early 90s prove that Pontiac did not focus on form or function in its design. They are known to be unreliable, and are very unstable at speeds above 80 mph. The transmission is short-lived, and in third gear the entire ride will shake when your foot is not on the accelerator. The newer models have also improved the color options. They have expanded the spectrum to include more than just vintage-white, metallic aqua (made extremely popular by its cheap price due to it being extremely tacky), red, blue, and black.

Phil - "Hey Chris, can we take your 1992 Pontiac Grand Prix to school?"
Chris - "Nah, last time I tried to drive it, it broke down on the highway"
Phil - "Oh yeah... I forgot my bike would get me more chicks AND it would get me there faster"

by Pat Malloy September 16, 2008

Pontiac

A once great car that is loosing its quality and appeal due to lack of engineering and marketing.

Pontiacs were great cars when they made the Catalina, Star Chief, Firebird and Bonneville

by "Great One" owner August 26, 2003

pondiferous

answer that you cannot find with in your self but you must reach your quest into other sources to find your gay destiny

pete is the only one who can answer the pondiferous wonders that you seek

by sk8theday January 4, 2010

pontiacing

scottish carbarian who achieves full sexual gratification from driving pontiac firebirds..must enter thru window..

hey, retard, what you doin today?

huhg.. oh, ill be pontiacing all day today and saterdee.

by BIGDIX77 February 26, 2011

ponni

the girl who broke a guys heart 5 years later

dont practice the art of ponni at home

by Ma name jefff May 19, 2018

pants ponies

The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters

Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

by G. Coco September 25, 2007

ponied

owned but worse. originated when I made it up while talking with friends in early 2004 while discussing the hilarity of people typing pwned instead of owned. i made the jump and pronounced it with a "p" and it evolved into ponied. which was fitting since we know a guy that goes by pony, and he thinks he owns everyone. again, i want to reinstate that i made this up, not this other n00b prof. walrus.

trapspeed.com ponies all other sites!

by appleburger April 28, 2005