Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"
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by Da President May 28, 2022
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by WellysWords October 25, 2022
Get the A Starmer Pledge mug.man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude
by marvin pallet July 29, 2012
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Guy #1: yo what'd you do last night?
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
Guy #2: my chick let me try the Albanian plunger-cake
Guy #1: lucky. i'm trying that tonite
by george34567890 November 23, 2011
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Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation
by Jimmy "The Catfish" October 10, 2008
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Did you see Ricky last night at the club? He was totally Pudge'n it up with Sally... hes a lost hope
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