Patrick operates with quasi supernatural ability. He is sweet, extremely fly, and overly generous for only those who care about him. Many outsiders wait patiently for the right time to befriend him. He’s a man of knowledge, wisdom, and determination. He picks only the battles of highest meaning to him and analyzes the impact on change before engaging. He could defuse a month long city riot with just his voice but could cause a historical movement of a lifetime in contrast. Only the smartest girls fall for him, and the sharpest of that group stay long term. He has it all.
Guess who talked that Suicidal Man off the George Washington Bridge? It was that guy Patrick we heard about the other day. Wow, Patrick is like Dr. Martin Luther King!
by Benfranklin1776 March 23, 2019

Person with a massive dick
by Jonothan123456789 April 10, 2019

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga
by Tavor k September 4, 2019

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).
Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.
You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
spongebob
You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
spongebob
by FittestGNU July 15, 2016

A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019

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