double palmer

Holding hands with another person while giving or receiving a hand job from the two hands held together.

I hated holding hands until I discovered the double Palmer.

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Harley palmer

Draws kids attention by sniffing ket and lurug then with his rapey smile into a van

Look mum it's a toilet

Don't go near there son you may get Harley Palmer

Ok mummy

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When you don't heat your glass right for a hotrail and end up with half of it smoking and the other half of it snorted.

Guy 1: Why's Jerimiah all teary eyed?
Guy 2: He just Arnold Palmered that huge line bro.a

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The sexual act of tea-bagging someone, and then proceeding to urinate in their mouths. Derives from the tea and lemonade combo of the popular drink.

Dude, that girl loves Arnold Palmer.

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Lemonade mixed with a little ice Tea. Popular with important celebrities.

"I'll have an Arnold Palmer."

"Ok."

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"You want to come to my place and listen to records?"
"I would, but my Emerson, Lake & Palmer vinyl is scratchy."

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A pale twinkie that eats a bunch of shit and has a chode and is fat as fuck.

Corey Palmer can cause a tsunami, by just diving in the pool! Fun Fact: My wife left me and I have a noose around my neck.

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