Pining

There are two definitions of pining
1. To fuck/engage is sexual intercourse
2. When two people are all over each other.

"Julia and Ryan are pining on the couch."

by JARULE September 17, 2012

Painting her white

When you ejaculate on a female, "painting her white".

Dude 1: What did you do to Girl 1 last night?

Dude 2: I was painting her white.

Dude 1: Nice!

by SneakyFuckinBeaky May 1, 2016

Fem-plaining

The tendency of radical feminists to complain about patriarchy, mistreatment, or any number of ridiculous and easily disproven topics.

You don't want to talk to Becky, since enrolling in gender studies her fem-plaining hasn't stopped.

by Kettlebell 78 May 12, 2018

Finger Painting

Finger painting in the gay community is when you finger your partner's asshole, then use the excrement on your finger to paint a picture on your partner's body.

Joseph did a finger painting on me last night. It was truly a work of art.

by PyroPeephole December 12, 2010

Joy Of Painting

(noun) A television show which is often watched by characters from www.homestarrunner.com. Although visitors to the website have never been able to view a full episode, it is clear that it is watched as cassettes of the show have appeared at various points in within the website. A silent clip of the show, however, can be viewed by hovering the cursor over one of the Joy Of Paintings cassettes in the Toons Menu. From this clip we can gather that it is presented by a bushy haired male, similar in physique to Marzipan, who appears to be teaching the viewer painting techniques.

The cassetes in the Toons menu, the VCR at the end of the Strongbad email "12:00".

by Bigfatnobody October 11, 2003

Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

by Meg Roan November 1, 2007

Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.

Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.

by techieman June 26, 2009