Noun
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021
Get the the WARHAMMER PACKAGEmug. a series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products. The cards were produced by Topps beginning in 1967, first in die-cut, then in peel-and-stick sticker format. There were 16 series produced between 1973 and 1977, with some reprints and several new series released up to the present day.
The very first Wacky Packages series was produced in 1967 and featured 44 die-cut cards that were made to be punched out, licked on the back and stuck to surfaces
by Wendysfg May 26, 2023
Get the Wacky Packagesmug. In Cannabis culture, a stimulus package is when you add herb to the top of the bowl to keep it going.
Person 1: holding the bowl: I think the bowl is dead
Person 2: I guess you’ll just have to give it a stimulus package
Person 2: I guess you’ll just have to give it a stimulus package
by StrangeGal June 13, 2018
Get the Stimulus Packagemug. "He delivered the care package to her."
by Alias707 November 21, 2016
Get the care packagemug. When two bros go to bone a chick but they are in disagreement over who gets what hole. Therefore they come to a compromise and tape there dicks together using duct tape and pound the chick. To ensure their dicks aren't touching, they slide a thin piece of folded notebook paper in between their dicks.
Ian and I were about to scrap when we couldn't agree over who should get to penetrate what hole on this classy broad. We eventually came to a compromise and decided that package stacking would be the way to go. We made her squirm like a harpooned whale and she is not going to be able to walk for days!
by The real Dick pepper August 9, 2015
Get the Package stackingmug. When a man is 6 feet tall, makes 6 figures and has a 6 inch penis. The ideal type of man that all delusional modern women look for.
James: Did you hear about that guy who asked Kate out?
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package
Travis: Yeah but he got rejected. He probably didn't have the 666 package
by condensed_salt February 25, 2024
Get the 666 packagemug.