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Pretective

verb - to be preemptively protective of anything that isn't yours yet.

equivalent to being mad about a "dibs" call going unrespected

alt usage - hoarders unwilling to let go of something, saying it will be useful/valuable in the future
example:

P1: I can't believe Mark's upset about Tammy going out with Jason
P2: I know right? He's so pretective of her when they haven't even talked before
by punchovilla October 14, 2020
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preteen

preteen usually means. before you actually hit your teens or before you hit puberty. so 9-12 . but includes thirteen year olds as well.
it consists acting older then your age. therefore drinking. going out to party's. smoking weed. doing drugs. and so on.
for example .

not being mature about there age. thirteen year old preteens.

a group of thirteen year olds, decide to go out to a party. or down to the main road for the night. they see some good looking guys. which are a few years older themselves. have a good night whilst drinking. possibly smoking. doing shit with these older guys they have met. so acting older then there age.

but when you actually think of the word preteen it really only means from the age of 9-12 but as i said above immature thirteen year olds also fit into this category.

immature thirteen year olds. are also guys or girls (mainly girls) that found it amusing to call people older themselves preteens. by using the preteen writing most preteens use.

for example ... lyk t0t$ b3bbz.. <3 <-- does my head in
by youdapreteen. January 20, 2012
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pretarted

1. Slow.
2. Not fully there, but not completly gone.
3. Something that is not quite retarted, but on it's way.
Your computer is PRETARTED!!!!
by schweetness October 3, 2007
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Precycle

Declining the use of a recyclable item (like a shopping bag) in lieu of an obvious alternative.
The checker asked if me if I wanted paper or plastic but since I was buying a six-pack with a handle, I told him I'd rather precycle.
by jaddilac August 1, 2009
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secret pretend boyfriend

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.
Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!
by myth ookami July 9, 2011
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Preteen driving

Where a person who is under 13 gets in a car and drive. There or sometimes cases of it. Usually they cat cased by the cops.
There is a movement to teach preeteens how to drive on a closed course and have them pratice driving on it and as soon as they enter there teens or turn 13 to let them drive.
The idea is that the younger a person learns to drive the more pratice they can get driving and the better driver they will become.
by Deep blue 2012 February 18, 2010
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Public Pretender

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.
Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
by ArticChile April 15, 2008
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