karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008

Pound the shrimp

To choke the chicken, especially when modestly endowed.

Me, I just like to pound the shrimp.

by VinceV September 30, 2015

lateral pounding

coming at her from the side while fucking the shit out of your girl

It wasn't from behind, it wasn't missionary either, John was straight giving her a lateral pounding

by T-B0NE July 7, 2016

Prime and Pound

A derivative of the phrase "Netflix and Chill", "Prime and Pound" refers to the act of bringing a companion back to one's place to use Amazon Prime to watch a TV show or movie, eventually followed by intercourse.

It is often sometimes used to mock the over usage of "Netflix and Chill."

Chase: "Hey bro, where'd you and that one chick end up going last night?"
Tyler: "We went to her place to Prime and Pound."
Chase: "Solid!"

by OnWisconsin29 December 14, 2015

Pounds up

A gambling game played which involves 2 or more people taking turns to throw their own coin against a wall. The objective being to get their pound as close to the wall as possible. Whoever gets the pound closest to the wall wins all the coins played in the game. This game is most commonly played by young people aged below 16 years with their friends.

Michael won £2 after playing Pounds up with Jacob and Jonathan.

by Street definition March 8, 2020

Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.

Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.

by DickPound March 23, 2020

perky pounding

When two friends are both sad and have sex to "perk" themselves up

I've had a really shit day and so have you how about we "perk" ourselves up and have a perky pounding

by serchild April 22, 2016