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Pound Worthy

by mudmonster November 19, 2009
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karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.
by kwiii December 23, 2008
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Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.
Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.
by DickPound March 23, 2020
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Pounds up

A gambling game played which involves 2 or more people taking turns to throw their own coin against a wall. The objective being to get their pound as close to the wall as possible. Whoever gets the pound closest to the wall wins all the coins played in the game. This game is most commonly played by young people aged below 16 years with their friends.
Michael won £2 after playing Pounds up with Jacob and Jonathan.
by Street definition March 8, 2020
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Hippy Pound

448 grams - As opposed to a real pound, which is 453.59 grams.

Also known as a nigger pound, jew pound, chinese pound, or any-group-of-stereotypically-cheap-or-lazy-people pound.
Person 1: If an ounce of weed is 28 grams, then a pound of weed must weight 448 grams, right?

Person 2: No sir, that's a hippy pound. One ounce is actually 28.3495 grams. Therefor a pound is about 453.6 grams.

Person 1: Well damn..
by facehouse July 6, 2011
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perky pounding

When two friends are both sad and have sex to "perk" themselves up
I've had a really shit day and so have you how about we "perk" ourselves up and have a perky pounding
by serchild April 22, 2016
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Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it
Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining
by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021
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