Porta Potty

1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.
1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.
by Juneberry You June 13, 2023
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Porta-Potty

hell on earth,filled with shit and pee and bugs,oh my god so many goddam bugs
Guy 1:Hey wanna go vandalize that porta-potty?
Guy 2:I’d rather chug gasoline and swallow a match.
by johnny corndog March 27, 2022
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Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

“Damn it.”
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 11, 2022
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porta potty water

The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.
That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.
by asdjhvcfawebk,jk January 30, 2021
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port-a-pottie

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)
hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.
by xd CeeJay October 07, 2018
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Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan
The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
by Clubboy November 24, 2023
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potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.
Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.
by SphincterWizard February 22, 2021
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