Plopzerk

The name of someone when calles you a wazzok when you are not a wazzok and they are.

Person1: you are such a wazzok
Person2: says you you plopzerk

by Wordpersonrose December 14, 2019

ploppies

A milky type of poo that makes a plop sound in the toilet and only done by children, especially obese schoolboys

Mummy I feel sick and I have to go toilet to do my ploppies!

by Doddi October 8, 2007

Plops anonymous

A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .

Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.

by bennycnz July 9, 2010

plops away

Usually said to yourself when doing a poo so big it smashes the toilet water making a large splash! Similar to when pilot's said bombs away during ww2.

Lee desperately needs the toilet
Lee's on the toilet

Lee says PLOPS AWAY
Lee is relieved

by superjebb1 May 27, 2017

plops magrops

one day their was a guy named plops and a guy named magrops, then plops shat on magrops forming PLOPS MAGROPS

well... PLOPS MAGROPS
your shit at fortnite well... PLOPS MAGROPS

by xX69AdriansSloppySeconds69Xx May 9, 2019

covert plops

A game played in a public restroom where two people poop as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.

Dude I was in the bathroom playing covert plops and I accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.

by DoublePenetrationHolloway February 21, 2007

Ploppible

Feces the consistency of water that leaks from a clenched anus and dribbles down the thigh. May sting, but this is not a prerequisite.

Mrs Craine had a wicked case of diahorrea. There were ploppible stains all OVER her nightgown!

by nastybeeyotch September 5, 2006