Plantain

otherwise known as Platano, or Plantain. It is a fried banana commonly eaten in South America and the like but is enjoyed around the world. May people are under the misconception that it is pronounced Plan-Tain. It's not. that's like saying Moun-Tain.

Me: You idiot, Plantain are pronounced Plan-Tin, not Plan-tain, that's an Americanism like Monies. You don't say Moun-Tain, or Cap-tain do you?

by Mr. Manners Man December 24, 2008

plant seeds in the dirt

Engaging in bareback anal sex and reaching orgasm.

John: Hey man, how was that chick you picked up at the club last night?

Pete: She was awesome, she was ridin' me hard and condom broke, but I hadn't cum yet, so she let me plant seeds in the dirt.

by stripperfan81 May 6, 2011

Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.

We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.

by hullllow! June 16, 2011

Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

plantification

The biological processes underlying the spiritual experience of normabotinacity.

The plantification started in the cells of his bones.

by Ferugualatin May 5, 2008

Planting Party

A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.

Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."

Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"

Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."

Dustin: "Awesome, man."

by Easy Rider 1 April 2, 2007

plantationaly

Another form of plantation just in a different sense.

Woah, dude, that is so plantationaly dangerous.
Alec and Jesse are so plantationaly dangerous.

by Jesse loves Alec April 22, 2009