paint the town

to have a good time.
to go all over the town
to paint it with your body heat.

"hey becca i have to go paint the town"
"oh, thats cool i guess...?!"

by becca and amanda December 12, 2007

to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.

That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.

by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011

velvet painting

Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.

Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.

Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.

by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018

Spray painted

The act of leaving marks of fecal matter on the side of the toilet bowl.

Who spray painted the upstairs bathroom?

by AdamBell2523 May 5, 2020

to paint the wagon

Business speak for getting things done.

We have been waiting too long already; we have to paint the wagon now.

I didn’t expect her to finish the project on time, she surely painted that wagon.

by TinoM December 4, 2009

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

stir the paint

Having sex with a woman while she's one her period.

It's Susan's time of the month again, I hope she'll let me stir the paint tonight.

by Harry Bullocks October 3, 2011