pumpas grass

Devil weed.

John is a short pumpas grass.

by The Pincone October 10, 2018

Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017

Grass Daddy

Grass Daddy is a term used to describe a man with an unusual power over lawns. His lawn is always the best in the neighborhood and he spends rediculous time on the lawn.

My husband is such a grass daddy, he has mowed the lawn 3 times this week.

by Johnny Grassseed July 1, 2018

Running grass

A low-key definition of selling weed

Mike got pinched for running grass, david is running grass as a side-hustle

by Kaigwa Mwangi January 24, 2019

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019

Eat That Grass

When you kick someone's ass so hard, they land in a field surrounded by cows. Their only option is to comply with cow customs and join in on the eating of the grass.

"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"

Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.

by Scrowl The Owl April 29, 2019

Snakes in the grass

A bunch of people laying in the grass can't be up to anything good.

Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019