seaford oyster bay expressway (135)

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

oostermay

Forceful, yet degrating term for the anticipation of crapping on one's face.

Dude! I will oostermay all over you!

by togakng February 24, 2005

Goat and Oyster

The psychological disorder when two friends hang out so much that their friendship borders on codependency, and they only act out when around each other. This results in dick riding that is usually harmless but can turn into chronic douchebaggery if undiagnosed.

Me: those guys are really cool, but not when they act like batman and robin. Its unhealthy.

Jesh: yeah dude, they are totally goat and oyster.

by Thedudelebowski August 7, 2013

shucking oyster

to take a girls virginity, playing on the slang word for vagina as a "clam": meaning cracking that pussy open and indulging in the inner beauty of the female body.

Jordan- what ever happened with that girl last night?
Mackie- I totally shucked her oyster.

shucking oyster

by Mackieroni July 9, 2011

morning oyster

Coughing up detritus from the lining of the throat and lungs,usually associated with smoking and drinking the night before,usually in a liquidy-greenish spot,with,erm,...bits ;)

I woke up this morning after that clubbing session,and it felt like I had sandpaper in my throat,and baffles in my lungs. I had a long drink of water for my throat,and a good old hoik over the verandah for a morning oyster

by Tendollarbill October 9, 2008

Dockers oyster

Lumpy mucous excreted from the lungs whilst coughing. Apparently, dockers had rather a lot, and were never likely to be able to afford the real thing!

After spitting.. 'there goes another dockers oyster'

by Matt Haggis January 12, 2009

Sandy Oyster

This is when you are fucking a fat bitch on the beach and you think you are fucking her big fat stinky pussy but you are really fucking a fold of fat that is filled with slimy moldy crap and sand.

Guy: That was a great fuck. I have never felt a pussy like yours. I always wanted to fuck a fat bitch on the beach. Like a beached whale!

Fat Bitch: I did not feel anything, you were fucking my sandy oyster.

by katalveino skelia October 14, 2009