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Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is someone, usually a male, who has varying degrees of sexual perversions in public places. An exhibitionist is the most common form of SO, and is the least likely to cause harm to anyone.
Other degrees of SO offenses actually involve contact with the victim, and are more serious crimes.
The exhibitionist who exposed himself in public is a sex offender.
by Mr Masturbate February 6, 2020
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Nose Offender

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.
You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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Flex offender

Someone that can't shut up of flexing
Person 1: "bro look ar my skins you'll never get them because I use my mom debit card" Person 2: "Bro stfu you flex offender"
by Flex offender December 5, 2020
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ur ancestor a sex offender

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
by PizzaBang May 15, 2018
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offensively rich

Being so lavish and "In your face" with wealth that it offends others
abuseing the fuck out of a restaurant full of people and then paying for there meals and drinks knowing that your wealth will offend them..making you "offensively rich"
by King pants December 3, 2013
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The Cleavage Offence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk with the intention of engaging in an appropriate and innocent busness-like interaction.

She exaggeratedy places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk blatantly drawing attention to the act of her covering her cleavage from view with her forearm.

Frequently accompanied by chewing or staring with a raised eyebrow and one side of the mouth curled up in dusgust.

Usually carried out by insecure harpies with skin like the armpit on a Hell's Angel's beaten leather jacket.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Defence.
Justin: "Hi, I'm here to see. . .errr"
Receptionist: Chew, chew, chew, 'siiiiighhhhhh. . .'
Justin: ". . . err, your CEO. I'm errr, a VP at Intel Labs."
Receptionist: "Have a seat then. 'Sigh'. . . "
Joseph: "Haha Justin, you just got totally busted checking out her rack!"
Justin: "No way man! She totally wrong-footed me with The Cleavage offence. No really. She so did dude!!"
Joseph: "Phhhttt. Sure. whatever."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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offender

A sexual predator who has been convicted of a sexual offense and therefore made to be a... sexual offender.
Joey: Hey wanna go into this alley?
Abigale: Why?
Joey: To look for my cat. He ran away yesterday and goes in this alley from time to time.
Abigale: Oh. Okay. Sure.
(next thing you know Abigale has been offended sexually. Joey was obviously lying, and due to his sick f**king mind, an offender.)
by B to the O to the B B Y January 2, 2010
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