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netflicted

When one cannot decide what to watch.
I'm so netflicted! There are too many choices of shows I don't want to choose.
by 263-4Life March 5, 2017
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Netflixpert

A person who watches A documentary on Netflix, and believes he/she now knows everything they need to know about the subject. Any alternative information you may provide will be completely disregarded.

If you question their information, a mixture of pity and disgust will be displayed.
Steve - "I just watched a documentary this morning on anti-depressants, and they are literally the worst things in the world"

Sarah - "but i've been ha-"

Steve - "you should change your life right now, or you are going to die"

Sarah - "bu-"

Steve- "i actually cant be around your unhealthy energies anymore"

Steve is a real Netflixpert.
by SharpieUser93 January 4, 2018
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netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.
John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine
by matty b 69 May 3, 2018
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netflix and pass

When a (wo)man invites a (wo)man over to her/his house to watch some netflix but instead of performing the planned sexual act, the (wo)man midway decides to "pass" and just sleep instead.
Dan: Yo, last week i met this girl and she wanted me to come over to her house to watch some netflix. It was great, we had a great night of watching movies together.

Mark: You just got netflix and passed, fam.

netflix and chill
by Longcat4 January 22, 2018
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Netflix and no chill

When you watch Netflix with the door open and avoid all chill.
Caleb - "I went to Talia's room for Netflix and chill but all I got was Netflix and no chill"
Talia - "Why won't he make a move??!!?"
by Chinerzz November 21, 2018
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Netflix second cousins

Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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Netflix body

A girl who is out of shape because she spends most of her free time watching Netflix.

A Netflix body is achieved by binge watching Netflix multiple hours a day, eating snacks from Trader Joes, drinking Starbucks Frappuccinos, and rarely working out.

A girl with a Netflix body will not necessarily be fat, but typically overweight. Sometimes, getting a Netflix body will play in a girl's favor and she will be seen as thick or curvy and, therefore, more attractive by men.

Netflix body may be shortened to just "Netflix bod" in conversation.
Guy #1: Dang! When did Rachel get so thick ?
Guy #2: Apparently she is rewatching The Office for the 3rd time and stopped going to the gym.
Guy #1: Oh, she has a total Netflix body now! I'm gonna ask if she wants to Netflix and chill...
by OatmanSupreme December 19, 2019
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