Non-laws

The term used for a significant other's family when you aren't married.

"Man my non-laws suck. All her dad wants to do is watch football"

by Dr. ThunderBeast January 21, 2015

non-tubber

A person who is averse to personal hygiene. Specifically, someone who doesn't use a bath tub/seems afraid of water.

Look at him, he's a non-tubber! Not even the dogs will go near him!

by Summers May 13, 2005

Non nastè

The act of one being direct opposite of namnaste

That was cruel and very non nastè of you

by Mermaide7 November 23, 2016

non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

by Sconie December 16, 2008

non-tronic

a total lack of using anything electronic, computer, digital, etc... including services like email, IM, social networking sites, etc...

"your mom is sooooo non-tronic."

by anthony perritano October 22, 2008

Non-Planner

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!

What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!

by Cappy C January 9, 2023

non-linker

Somebody who when mentioned in a famous person's life story on Wikipedia will not contain a hyperlink to their own page, as they are not significant enough to be viewed.

Ike Ibeabuchi then fought his next opponent called Ismael Garcia. He is a non-linker for those looking for information on him.

by CrimeInSportsFan January 23, 2018