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Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.
by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022
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MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.
She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!
by QAnont August 24, 2020
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Talkin' Mustache

Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.
"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."
by n053b133d September 4, 2011
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mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men
Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?
by sbp2011 August 16, 2012
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Mustache Lips

When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina
Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.
by mattieice7486 May 21, 2015
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Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
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drumgath mustache

The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.
"hey man just gave christina a drumgath mustache for being a complete whore"
by C. Magee November 19, 2006
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