The Musky Dutchman

This is a close relative to "The Dutch Oven". It is a vile sex act in which a girl (or a guy depending on your sex or sexual orientation) swallows a fart while giving you a rim-job.

Hey, do you remember that girl I picked up at the bar last night? Well, she was rimming me and I gave her The Musky Dutchman and she held it like a bong hit!

by Anthony Michael Holocaust May 6, 2016

Molly musty

a fucking slag

don’t be a molly musty

by Djjddbevdjsiabd April 27, 2019

obese, fat, ugly, musty

that one fat obese girl who thinks shes all that when shes not. she takes ss from ur story and starts to use ur pics because shes insecure. she eats all of your food and asks for more. shes most likely to make people to hate you because she manipulates people.

did u see that?
yeah, thats the obese, fat, ugly, musty girl from my class

by ihATEpeople4559 March 27, 2023

Mushy

Either an adjective or a nickname used to describe someone who is extremely popular, considered "the man," or considered a beast at life

Hey, Mushy, you're going to that party, right?

Dude, you're the mushiest guy around.

Mushy, you're the man!

You see that guy over there...he's mushy at cross country.

by z-mushy-v October 19, 2010

musky haircut

When a woman grinds her genetailia on another person's head.

"I'm bald, so the only haircut I can get is a musky haircut."

by Steve-o5000 February 7, 2006

musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.

last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

Mushy

Something that is so incredibly weird that it is deemed strange by freaks.

Hey dude that guy over there is totally mushy.

That trick was so mushy, never seen anything like it.

by MonkeyFunkDamio December 3, 2011