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gay muslim 

Something that doesnt last long in Texas.
"Dear god, he stand against everything America stands for. Git the rope Cleatus."
gay muslim by Tony Ramone July 12, 2005

Malt Liquor Muslim 

An individual, usually a young black male, who converts to Islam while in prison and then returns to his pre-Muslim ways when on the outside.
James can be seen in his dad's front yard sippin' on a foty (fourty ounce malt liquor bottle), eatin' fried pork skins, smokin' Newports, and beatin' on his old lady--a classic Malt Liquor Muslim.
Malt Liquor Muslim by Gary Vitalis February 6, 2007

Gap tooth Muslim 

Anyone who's name is Mohammed or Guillermo
Gap tooth Muslim :Mohammed you gap tooth terrorist

pulling a muslim 

A tactic in the Halo game series.
A player stands in front of a wall and throws a plasma granade at the wall, the grenade bounces off and sticks to the player. the player then runs into the enemy base thereby blowing up himself and everyone inside.
It is coustomary to yell "alalalalalala" when doing this tactic.

Although the name of this move is considered racist, it still sucessfully conveys the action taken and is the best phrase to convey the act.
"jerry just blew up the whole red base"
"yeah, he pulled a muslim"

- the results of pulling a muslim
pulling a muslim by xvjfxvzf October 4, 2010

cave Muslim 

Muslims that refuse to accept and embrace the realities of the modern age. Particularly those Muslims who believe that: voting whilst living in a western democracy is Haram, Muslim women should stay at home 24/7 and have no place in Islam and that Media participation is "un-Islamic".

Incidently all of the above beliefs are not valid in Islam.
Some cave Muslims believe that voting challenges the sovereignty of Allah.
cave Muslim by MPACUK.ORG September 4, 2008

Secret Muslim 

The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
Secret Muslim by Grae June 11, 2008