loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017

three blind musketeers

When three of your short fat white friends are tied up and blindfolded and fucked by the nearest, nastiest homeless man named gerald

Yo, did you hear how i gave the chad brothers the ol' three blind musketeers

by Bigturtleboi;)<3 April 16, 2018

Maskne

Acne caused by wearing a face mask

Wow! Look at the maskne on sarah! Blame COVID.

by Baileymfcurd June 28, 2020

the musket

a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.

Dik gives his dog the musket every night.

by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 6, 2008

Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.

Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)

by josh frito October 30, 2007

Musket

When you take a dip and then spit the dip spit into someone elses mouth. It is called a musket because of its close relation to the "shotgun" the shotgun is when you blow smoke of any through your hand or any other hollow object into the other persons mouth and they get all your smoke. The musket you dont use your hand, it is just a transfer of dip spit.

She said she had never tried chew, so i gave her a musket. Next thing I knew, we are married with 7 kids.

by CAGP June 22, 2010

Big Muskie's Bucket

A sexual act in which a man gives himself an enema with Margarita Mix and blasts the discharge into a woman's face and/or mouth.

First you Strip Mine a girl, then you give her the Big Muskie's Bucket.

by JeffLeppard April 9, 2010