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music kink

It's like, you get turned on by listening to some songs.
"I think I may have a music kink."
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Chav Music

An un-official genre of music listened to by chavs.
There are two types:

1. A girl with a cockney (London) accent singing quite clever lyrics to a fairly catchy tune. (This is the better type of chav music).

2. A man talking about his chavvy life over a loud, synthetic bass beat that is too loud. Maybe a guitar will be playing if you lucky. Not really music, more like noise.
Example of Type 2 chav music:

#Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom#

Chav: This is like, so original.
by cuuldude July 28, 2009
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Bad music

Dumb girl: Like omg! I was just listening to "Baby" by Justin Bieber!
Smart girl: You listen to bad music all day, you're such a teeny bopper.
by pancakes taste good September 29, 2010
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im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

"you leavin bro?" "yeah im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, peace"
by Dan February 7, 2003
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Ark Music Factory

A music label masterminded by Patrice Wilson, who (rather cleverly) preys on the young aspiring pop star's desire to be recognized. Many of the people featured in these music videos are girls, presumably in Middle School, with a noticeably wealthy family; their equally wealthy friends usually co-star. This, accompanied by the outright stupidity of the song (i.e. I Love Chinese Food), makes Ark Music Factory especially susceptible to hatred. Sense the release of Rebecca Black's classic "Friday" AMF's business, quite curiously, has boomed rather than stagnated. Because of this apparent boom, we can expect to see more, increasingly cheesy music titles that commentators ages 12-16 flock to hate.
"The whole song is fucking terrible. No fucking kidding. This is just 10000000000X worse than Friday. FUCKING AWFUL "
-Someone's reaction after watching one of Ark Music Factory's more recent titles.
by Der Blucher December 1, 2013
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Hartt School Of Music

The kick ass conservatory at the not so kick ass University of Hartford started by Julius Hartt and some dude from Russia who's last name was Paranov. Also contains the Jackie Mclean Institute of Jazz, started by Jackie Mclean and to this day providing pretentious Berklee snobs an institution to fear/hate on/do graduate work at. Students learn from some of the best teachers in the industry including Nat Reeves, Eric Mcpherson, Rene Mclean, Steve Davis and Jimmy Green. Students also learn valuable skills, such as how to avoid being mugged by crack dealers around the schools entrances and what times of the night to not walk alone outside of campus grounds.
"I go to the HARTT SCHOOL OF MUSIC, not the University of Hartford!"

"Man, those kids from the HARTTbeat {commonly used slang nickname for the school} were killin!"
by spicyvanilla September 23, 2009
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real music

A term used by many people who get opinion confused with fact. Mostly used when a person has an extreme dislike for a certain type of music or song. Thus, causing extreme ignorance making them believe that their opinions dominate everyone elses, by using the term "real music".
Guy: That crap you listen to aint real music!

Me: Go learn what "opinion" means dumbass and then we can talk about music.
by danhty15 September 16, 2011
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