Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Mrs Murphy's law

Murphy's law with a twist.

Anything that can go wrong, will; at the worst possible moment.

An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.

Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!

by xxbuffyfreakxx January 14, 2009

Marie Murphy

The best effing school ever!

Student: “Marie Murphy is so much better than those WJHS pigs”
Mr Gravagna (throwing chair): “THIS CHAIR IS A GAS!!!”

by Awfuilmbvfdddtyyy January 15, 2022

H. Murphimon

A digimon that looks like Koby Bryant and owns a basketball team called the 'Los Angeles Rapers' and has a famous attack calles "Harden Pubic Hair"

"Go, H.Murpimon! Harden pubic hair attack!"

by Uncle Ray Ray November 10, 2003

Murphitize

to change the text of a play to make it comicaly enhansed.

He murphitized the taming of the shrew (wicked unbelievable)

by N_S May 13, 2005

Murphoptical

pertaining to Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

That I hit the fire hydrant with my car after squashing the old lady, and the water from the hydrant washed away the pills she needed to pull through until the ambulance arrived, was all rather Murphoptical, looking back on it.

by Caseyupdike February 1, 2008

Murphy punch

When someones at bat (baseball) and he gets hit by a pitched ball, the batter rushes up to the pitcher punches him in the face and afterwards tackles him to the floor.

The pitcher throws a curve ball and hits the batter in the arm and the batter runs up to the pitcher and Murphy punches him on pitchers mound.

by DenDen420 January 9, 2010