Muff Sandwhich

Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.

Your mother has such a muff sandwhich

by Airplaneman March 30, 2012

muff stank

a womans unwashed pussy
one who doesnt douche the vaginal hole

i would have went down on your girl but she's suffering from muff stank and i could hardly breathe

by RetroThis May 4, 2012

Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

Muff Mingler

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.

He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 26, 2012

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013

Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

Muff Moose

A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.

"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."

by ratface83 February 13, 2015