Monica

The politically correct way to say My N!@#$

Yo Monica

by Kpsmoove March 17, 2014

Monica

A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.

She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.

Dude: Sup, homie.

Monica: Yo, where you at?

Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?

Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho

Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE

Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!

Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.

Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!

Dude: Peace.

by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011

Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.

George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".

by Herodotus July 28, 2008

Monica

To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.

That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.

by Show&Tell February 23, 2018

Munich

A term given to the football club of Manchester united. After the delightfull event of a plane crash in 1958 were by the team of Man U plumeted to their deserved deaths as they hit the icy munich runway in flames. From then on they were known simply as Munich. Also see scum, glory hunters, inbreds, cunts, and people not from Manchester

Gary neville is a fithly lowlife dwarfed munich piece of vermin scum

by Harold shipman November 26, 2006

Moicher

a Word From Blairgowrie And Sorounding Areas
Someone Who is Rather Stupid

Your A Moicher!!!!

by Paisley-Michelle September 29, 2009

Monica

Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.

" do you think Monica will like this chain?"

by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017