Men's Appreciation Month

In the month of March, everyday, men are appreciated for being men and supporting their works. All men are praised, this doesn't mean losers. Good men in general, appreciation that they deserve.

"Hey, it's Men's Appreciation Month, time to get paid for dingle dong!"

"Don, you're a drug addict, not your month ."

by TheMenOfWork February 7, 2022

First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023

flavor of the month

something that is short lived, a fad

While Pokemon still has many fans, it is no longer the flavor of the month in our country.

by Light Joker July 10, 2007

moth cock

a real country-style noise band from kent, ohio.

did you go to that moth cock gig at pat's in the flats? what a head-trip....

by smokey2dope December 2, 2010

Sex Month

Sex month is in March sex month is a challenge to have sex 31 times 1 time each day if you complete it you are a god

I am going to participate in sex month

by FatGuyAnis October 2, 2019

13th month

Januember, the 13th month of the year, was created by philosopher Elon Musk in the year of 2069, on April 20th. The month was created to make the year 2069 one month longer, so people would be able to enjoy it longer. The month is only put in action in 2069 though.

"Hey, its 2069!"
"I'm so excited for the first and last ever 13th month!"

by Nathan's Username October 18, 2019

Slap-Ass month

The month of October we’re anybody can slap anyone’s ass without consequences boy or girl

Did you hear it’s slap-ass month better watch out

by Gay nibba 68 October 2, 2019