Minge Muncher

"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"

"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"

"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"

"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"

"Quite right! Would you care to?

"Oh! I would be honoured!"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

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minge muffler

TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...

I going to minge muffle such and such a person.

Oh my god ive been minge muffled.

I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.

Oh how nice im a minge muffler.

by A lover of words May 15, 2007

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Minge pie

A fanny eaten at Xmas.

Open up love. I'm ready to eat yer Yuletide minge pie.

by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003

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Bucket Minge

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.

Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.

by F meister May 18, 2006

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Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

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