minge jug

vagina

she got a pint pot wedged in the minge jug

or

theres still a dreg left in the bottom of the minge jug ... 'who wants to finish it off'

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

minge muffler

TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...

I going to minge muffle such and such a person.

Oh my god ive been minge muffled.

I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.

Oh how nice im a minge muffler.

by A lover of words May 15, 2007

Minge pie

A fanny eaten at Xmas.

Open up love. I'm ready to eat yer Yuletide minge pie.

by Keeper of the sacred honey pot October 29, 2003

Bucket Minge

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.

Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.

by F meister May 18, 2006

Minge Spacker

A male who, during sex, after the female screams 'harder' pulls out a spatular and slaps the womens genitalia until she screams stop.

this is a type of bondage.

Guy - Check that gash ova there bladdd, OI MY SIZE.

*Girl walks over to speak to him*

Guy - what you up to tonight babe? fancy letting me minge spack you?

Girl - NARRR im not into bondage.

*Girl walks back to her friends*

Girl - i wouldnt bother with him hes a minge spacker.

by ManchesterMCFC February 10, 2009

Yao Ming

a dude who can kick shaq's azz anytime!

yao ming just smoked shaq!!

by ROY May 9, 2003

ming mong

A term of endearment used to describe small, furry creatures.

"Awww, what a cute little ming mong, I just want to pick it up and squeeze it!"

by spadam01 July 5, 2012