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Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020
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mute madness

When you fuck a mute person so hard they start to talk. This can be reversed towards a (previously) talking person.
Jim: Damn I fucked this bitch so hard she went into a state of mute madness.

Kim: Goddamnit Jimmy your little brother is trying to eat his fucking food.
by fatherjeans February 25, 2021
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March madness

A month we celebrate frat boy harry styles wearing a jersey
March madness makes me appreciate Harry Styles wearing a Jersey
by Johanna... March 22, 2021
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military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂
Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!
by 210unknown August 23, 2021
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mha..madness.dsmp

A rising TikTok star. They support the dream smp

And people who watch anime. Reads manga and watch’s anime
Have you seen mha..madness.dsmp?
Yeah they make some cool edits
by Mha..madness.dsmp August 30, 2021
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MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Cube-Madness

when you've been playing with a Rubik's cube for so long that it starts to look weird, such as, the squares are looking more like a rhombus.
It's hard to solve the cube now, because of cube-madness.
by ZrxTeamGreen March 4, 2022
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