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Perth MeatBall

A delicacy formed after shaving your pubic hairs in the shower and allowing them to pile up in the corner and form a meat ball shaped cluster. The newly formed meat ball should be collected when wet and placed in your significant other's mouth. The Perth Meat Ball should only be used when the act of greasing the weasel is in progress.
Jim; i gave Steph my "Perth MeatBall" last night.
Tom; wow thats pretty fucked up dude.
Jim; i know, Im not well.
by Gayretard201488 July 19, 2018
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Steakhouse meatball sub

The undercover name for a type of espionage mission. It involves slipping into the oposition's forces while remaining unnoticed, double agent style. This name is due to how meatballs slipped into steakhouses, a place where they don't belong.
OK man, so we're gonna pull a steakhouse meatball sub next mafia game.
by OneTwoSeventeen May 10, 2019
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chicago meatball sub

When a dude places his balls in a girls ass crack therefore making it a Chicago meatball sub
Jimmy made a Chicago meatball sub with my ass last night
by Horrible memes February 18, 2020
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turkey meatball sub

when you poop into your own hand and jack off with it
Man i have to got the worst urinary tract infection after i did a turkey meatball sub lastnight
by foggy_Octopus December 16, 2020
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greasy meatball

alex noble is a nasty fucking smelly ass fucking itchy asshole greasy meatball
by alexnoblehatepage November 24, 2021
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Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.
I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.
by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021
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Roll the Meatball

Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball

1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."

To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"

Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
by Darkwun November 24, 2011
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