masturbating

To pleasure ones self with petroleum jelly heated from a microwave. 30 seconds no more no less.

After D-love takes his lubricating oil from the microwave he begins masturbating with the door open and then places the spent paper towell in a bag hung on his door knob.

by Johny Hero February 10, 2007

masturbate

spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...

I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...

by Wraith April 25, 2003

masturbating

when you vigorously rub/slap/caress you erect penis or other penises.

Phil likes masturbating.

by Nick Scott Boire April 17, 2003

masturbate

To "play" with one's self until orgasm.

(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother

(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?

by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009

masturbation

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

by J Boy August 24, 2009

Masturbate

Masturbating is something we all like

Kia still in masturbates in school bathrooms

by Kia kurtz June 18, 2018

masturbeer

1. Dutch word for: I "masturbate"

2. Masturbating while having a beer.

3. Masturbating using beer.

1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."

2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...

by MrSecret September 17, 2010