Major Perv

People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.

X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."

Major Perv by rperazag June 28, 2010

Major Tech 

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

Major Tech by Max October 16, 2003

major victory

3rd place contestent on who wants to be a superhero?
somethimes funny, always worring about his hair.

major victory-"call me mr. shiney pants!"

major victory by shaneyney September 10, 2006

majorocity 

The severe extent of something(1) OR the majority of something(2)

(1)"I totally can't handle the majorocity of it all. I mean how could he break up with me now" said Barbie. (2) Majorocity of the class rules!

majorocity by Kissiah April 15, 2008

major bank 

Scoring large amounts of money from outlandish sources. I.E. Rent A Grandma, nude skateboarding, A Cheese Stick stand, or selling parts of your anatomy on ebodybay.

Steven: Oh my gosh I made some major bank selling my forearm on ebodybay!

Leslie: Eww, gross, you couldn't pay me enough money to sell my forearm!

major bank by Queenidiotcy May 14, 2009

major league stink finger 

When you scratch your ass crack and your finger smells like shit.

Kevin made me smell his fingers after he shaved his asshole and he had some major league stink finger.

major league stink finger by Stinkfist911 January 15, 2016

major ass kicking

it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)

As soon as Timmy put his white hood on in Detroit, he received a "major ass kicking".

major ass kicking by WallOGainz April 22, 2017