piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.
Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*
by Cock k November 25, 2019
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Nag Magnet

noun
INFORMAL

1. Affectionate slang for someone who needs constant nagging, typically a teenager, or an adult who refuses to grow up.

2. A kick-ass garage rock band from Wanaka, New Zealand, with balls bigger than King Kong’s.
1. "I love you dude, but oh my god, you are such a nag magnet"

2. "Holy shit, did you see the Nag Magnet show last night? They were totally epic!"
by Ol' Ticklefingers August 30, 2021
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Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.
After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.
by Ben Inthar June 01, 2011
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cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.
Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.
by Caustirical October 20, 2018
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Slut Magnet

A glam rock metal band from American Samoa with hit titles such as "Fa'afafine Sucked My Weenie" and "Condom in a Hat".
She totally cheated on her boyfriend with the lead signer(s) of slut magnet.
by Slut Magnet Front Man March 28, 2014
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plastic magnet

a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010
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brass magnet

An object used in Canadian military forces to haze rookies assigned to their first duty unit. For example-
"Private, go get a brass magnet."
"What for, sir?"
"Eases the collection of spent 'munition casings."
"On it, sir"
*snickers*
by Intelligence001 July 28, 2016
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