by mandingoe June 8, 2004
Get the tornado magnet mug.Something that changes the force of gravity on pussies and pulls them towards it whether they want it or not.
by PizzaCorruption August 25, 2015
Get the Pussy Magnet mug.An ASBO-magnet is a scruffy, filthy council-estate dwelling troll species, otherwise known as Scallies, Townies, chavs or in Glasgow, Neds. ASBO itself stands for Anti-social Behaviour Order and is issued by the police to little Hitler/tyrants such as scallies, theives, vandals and other lowlife scum. The fact that so many mini-evils are now being allocated ASBOs is leading to the idea that ASBOs are now seen as a status symbol by these small crustacions. The more ASBOs and court appearances theyhave under their belt, or mini-skirt or le coq sportif trackies, the greater respect they have from other less demonic lowlife.
by bulldozer conquers all! March 2, 2005
Get the ASBO-magnet mug.1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.
2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
by Jezzirok April 15, 2008
Get the mallet toss mug.A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
by FubarGOB September 21, 2010
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