Magic Dildo

A Magic Dildo is a Dildo that fucks whatever you tell it to. How it works is you just say Magic Dildo and whatever you want it to fuck. Example: Magic Dildo my pussy. Now to make it stop whatever it is doing all you have to say is Magic Dildo back in your box.

A woman was using a Magic Dildo and forgot how to get it to stop fucking her. So she decided to go to the porn shop she got it from. On the way she had an orgasm due to the Magic Dildo and she nearly swerved off the road entirely. A Police Officer pulled her over and he asked her "How much have you had to drink?" And she said I haven't had anything to drink. This Magic Dildo is fucking me and I forgot how to make it stop. So the Police Officer said Magic Dildo my ass..... well you get the picture of what happend next.

by I don't know what it is. March 14, 2009

magic porn

Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at

1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter

by Jen and Kim August 6, 2004

magic word

please and thank you

please and thank you there called the magic word

by ant-tony November 29, 2009

magic nose goblins

Stimpy's friendly snot creatures. Also a band from Reno, NV known for it's "psychoindustrialpunkfunkgrungeadelic" sound.

"You could play with your magic nose goblins."

"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"

by Slime Barfer February 11, 2008

magic button

the clitoris

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003

magic mushroom

1. n. generally refers to the fruiting bodies of the fungus in the genus psilocybe. 2. any non-poisonous mushroom with visionary or entheogenic properties.

They went to Amsterdam and ate some magic mushrooms before the concert to enhance their enjoyment.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

Magic 8 Ball Soul

The Magic 8 Ball Soul is the force inside the magic 8 ball that causes the die to show the answer to the questions asked. The soul is obviously a spirit from within a deceased body. This soul is captured and placed in the mysterious black liquid within the Magic 8 Ball. The soul decides what answers to give to whomever asks it a question. It is usually only loyal to the true owner of the 8 Ball.

Don't drop it, the Magic 8 Ball Soul will escape if it is broken.
The soul will take the path of least resistance, which is right into your body.

by stefenvenn December 15, 2006