i picked that smut up from the club and had magic sex.
me and your girl had magic sex. after i beat it she disappeared.
me and your girl had magic sex. after i beat it she disappeared.
by NyAg4Femmes March 04, 2008
Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.
by Charlie G September 11, 2003
One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.
Conversation of a Typical Indian Family
Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!
Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!
Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!
Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!
by Anusman2009 October 07, 2009
by Tacoboy69 January 21, 2015
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.
Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.
"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"
"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"
"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"
"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"
by MagickDio February 05, 2010
A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.
"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."
by zaxbysauce May 14, 2009