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Maggie

Is that a Fucking elephant , no it’s maggie
by Straight hm June 12, 2018
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A fat Bagel, yes BAGEL. You put cream cheese on it and everything. Except it's fat.
Laura: "What did you have for breakfast today, Tiff?"
Tiffany: A Maggie.
Laura: TFFFFF?
by _ThatOneGirl_ August 28, 2018
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A Girl who's kind of a bitch, but she's okay.
God, why is Maggie such an ass?
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Bro stop being such a Maggie.
by bargerynicole May 16, 2019
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A girl who can be sweet and nice when she wants but is always a PIG! She stacks pieces of cake on top of each other and swallows it whole, without chewing! She wants everything her way but in her heart there is a little bit of niceness for others.
"Did you see her take all those cookies? Ugh she's such a Maggie!"

Person: Why don't we color this in purple?
Maggie: NO! I WANT IT PINK OK!!!! MAKE IT PINK!!!!!!!
Person in mind: Ugh, she's such a maggie, her name fits perfectly!
by Person_123 April 4, 2011
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If you ever run into a young teenage Maggie, RUN. The only thing you will get out of this creature is drama. The young teenage Maggie is a popularity seeking leach. Whoever she needs to put down or humiliate to become popular she will take the chance to do so quicker than you can snap your finger. She will betray any person who tried to be nice or accepting of her just so she may have a shot at being "popular". The Maggie can be found starting drama around the halls of SMS. If you ever have the horrid encounter of this beast throw a mixture of reality, truth, and unpopularity to melt this Maggie creature to the ground.
Shane: "Guys I think Maggie is coming"

Chuck: RUN BITCHES!!!!! D:
by pseudonymwillhideus. June 24, 2012
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A chef of some sort, usually from Scotland. She is creative, inventive, a little bit crazy and always looking for new recipes.

She is also the creator of Maggie noodles that can be found at any convenience store near you. Her famous recipes include fried onion & cockroach, traditional fart, prawn poo and kangaroo penis noodles.
Hey I'm about to crack open a packet of Maggie's pubic hair noodles, you want some
by Chris173524 January 24, 2011
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