machofucker

Term became popular through a commercial gay porn site with the same name that featured almost exclusively well-hung Straight- or Bi-sexual guys, most of them with an Ethnic background, who had rough sex with mostly smaller, white or Hispanic gay boys. The immense popularity of that aforementioned website led to the fact that everyone using the term "Machofucker" in, for example, private contact ads or profile pages on gay contact sites, could be assured that the reader would make the right association what the writer meant by using this term.

Headline of a gay contact ad: "Hung Dominican, 29, 6", 10in, uncut, all Top, looking for younger slim dudes to get fucked Machofucker-Style."

by yaman08008 January 3, 2017

Bate Machine

A computer used solely for masturbating.

The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.

by Tturdburgthe1st April 1, 2009

Guido Machine

A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.

Damn, look at that disgusting guido machine.

by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010

RubTub Machuggin'

Excessively masturbating until the upcoming event of a raw and bleeding penis. RubTub; being the fun part of the event, and Machuggin; the perseverance to get to that point. This is the step Men achieve past Extreme levels of masturbating to reach a common and difficult nut.

Scientists say that RubTub Machuggin' is extremely unhealthy for anyone to accomplish. Studies show that too much RubTub Machuggin' can lead to a leathery foreskin.

We do not insist on anyone subjecting to RubTub Machiggin'; perform this only if you are an experienced RubTub Machuggin' licensed Machugger.

"Oh my God! Your foreskin feels like leather!" - Jane
"Yeah, I used to be really heavy into RubTub Machuggin'."-John

by JugsNRugs April 3, 2011

Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.

Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head

by Mothersloads December 4, 2018

Venting Machine

Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them

Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!

by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019