Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
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Get the Miracle Whip and Slide mug.When your son-in-law dies and your daughter starts a gofundme page to pay for the funeral so you don’t have to dip into your personal aviation fuel money which would cut into your ability to fly either your private plane or the helicopter you got after a lawsuit or the seaplane you timeshare with marks.
by Profnoname March 9, 2023
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Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.
by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023
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Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."
by unfortunate anemo August 14, 2024
Get the Miracle potion mug.The slang term "miracle" refers to the retirees' ability to have hours of recreational screen time from as early as the afternoon of the same day they've been rude to people in the morning, whereas the behavior requirements to get (extra hours of) recreational screen time are stricter in teenagers and young adults.
It's a true miracle how retirees can dive into hours of screen time by the afternoon after being rude in the morning, while we teenagers have to jump through hoops just to earn a little leisure!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
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